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We currently ship to Italy, Belgium, France, the UK, the Netherlands and Germany. We're always expanding—sign up to our newsletter to be the first to know when we'll ship to your country!

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With multiple fulfillment centers across Europe and the UK, we’re proud to offer fast and efficient delivery! Check our Shipping Times for more details. Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number to follow its journey.

How do I know which size to order?

Each product listing includes a size chart to help you find the perfect fit!

Can I change my order after placing it?

Orders are processed quickly, so we're unable to make changes to the order or update details such as the shipping address once it's placed.

What materials are your clothes made from?

We are proud to only use high-quality, sustainable and comfortable materials:

T-shirts & baby tees: 100% cotton, with 180 g/m² fabric weight.

Hoodies & sweatshirts: 50% cotton, 50% polyester, with 271 g/m² fabric weight.

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